And let that place be your working office, where gambling is not allowed during working hours. But it is not a big deal. Each of us deserves a little break. And the stars, Mercury and even the Moon will not mind if we take time off to do the things we love in the coming days.
Aries (21 March – 20 April)
This week, Aries plans to put things off until people around him finally realize that he is not going to do anything. Recently, colleagues have discovered that Aries does not need new assignments in July to deal with. What he needs a few things – a tablet with online slots and some free time.
Taurus (21 April – 21 May)
Incomprehensible actions are a part of a Taurus’ life. The stars tell us that nothing will be changed in the coming days. And why should anything be changed when Taurus is happy with everything? She likes spinning slot reels all night long – so let it be. Even if her luck avoids her and her credit card balance is already below the deepest point of the Mariana Trench.
Gemini (22 May – 21 June)
Gemini would like to rule the world, but he can only manage to pay the bills and deal with a coffee machine in the coming days. Not surprisingly, Gemini wants to rewind life to the point where he has already achieved success and has been swimming in the pool filled with real cash. But the rewind button does not work for some reason. On the other hand, the start button in the slots is always working. Could it be the lack of wealth and achievement that is to blame?
Cancer (22 June – 22 July)
When Cancer had almost lost all of his salary in the slots, the jackpot suddenly popped up on the screen. However, she also put this insane win into the casino and left it there in the next hour. Cancer has had enough of the emotional swings and has long wanted to stop the ride. The problem is that she does not know how to do it.
Leo (23 July – 23 August)
Last week, the stars advised Leo to reschedule all meetings until September and, surprisingly, he followed that advice. Now, Leo is waiting for a change for the better perspectives, not realizing the fact that the best thing has already happened to him. And while the wait is dragging on, there is plenty of time to spin the roulette wheel and read fascinating gambling articles.
Virgo (24 August – 23 September)
When it comes to injustice and cheating, Virgo cannot keep quiet. That is why she has been blocked by the vast majority of streamers, who are just tired of fending off thousands of accusations of fake responding to fans and unfair gameplay. The stars advise Virgo to stop hating streamers and finally start smashing the slots for your own.
Libra (24 September – 23 October)
Libras have long been thinking about how to learn to be in the right place at the right time. So far, all he has managed to do is to come for work an hour late and mix up appointments with the partners. If the Universe gave Libra an unlimited supply of luck, she would use it to always show up on time. And, of course, she would buy many lottery tickets.
Scorpio (24 October – 22 November)
Denial. 2. Anger. 3. Bargaining. 4. Depression. 5. OK, Google, how do you survive if you lost $50k in a casino overnight? The stars and Google suggest you do not overthink about inexistent problems. Money is no longer a problem for Scorpio. What she does not have cannot be seen as an issue.
Sagittarius (23 November – 21 December)
This week, Sagittarius plans to take care of himself and not be distracted by the unlimited fun, the cycle of meetings and acquaintances. It is the right time to stay home alone and learn something new. Read the book The Handmaid’s Tale, watch There’s Something in the Water on Netflix, or study gambling guides and instructions.
Capricorn (22 December – 20 January)
Capricorn likes to act like a drama queen on various occasions. So even a lavish slot will pay a lot this week; the winning will not bring the desired joy. Capricorn will stop despairing at being unlucky at the casino and start saying that she had rather be lucky in love than in money.
Aquarius (21 January – 18 February)
Aquarius is on an active search for a soulmate. The essential thing for him is that he can play cards with this soulmate until morning, drink beer with pizza, and gossip about mutual acquaintances. Aquarius will not settle for anything less in a relationship.
Pisces (19 February – 20 March)
The stars are slightly hinting to Pisces that if you stop creating problems out of nothing, you can get out of a bad line. If Pisces finally finds out this truth this week, she is about to move into the white stripe of luck and success. But it is not for sure.
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